jigglethatfat:

Today my housemate and I went op-shopping and this is what I wore. I decided to (poorly) photograph my first ever OOTD because today if I were a president I would be Baberaham Lincoln. 

(Everything I’m wearing was either bought from an op-shop or given to me, with the exception of my leggings which are from K-mart. The headscarf I’m wearing was my great-grandmothers.) 

It’s my intention to marry* this babe when I’m 45 or whatever and no longer a skittish dickhead that is crap at relationships, and have a fully formed beard with a flock of birds living in it.

*Legal marriage may be unavoidable due to nationalities, but we’ll get married lots of illegal ways too probably. Also, lots of people online claim to be married to/marrying her but I am the real deal.

What an amazing!