So The Sims 3 might have the greatest patch notes ever

bonewagon:

  • Kleptomaniac Sims can no longer steal Subway stations from lots.
  • Sims can no longer WooHoo in the Elevator with a Sim who is on a different floor.
  • The Grim Reaper will no longer be prevented from reaping souls due to band affiliation.
  • Fixed a tuning issue so that Sims now vomit at acceptable levels.
  • It is no longer possible to ‘Try for Baby’ with the Grim Reaper.
  • “Become Enemies with Child” wish no longer appears.
  • Sims who are on fire will no longer be forced to attend graduation before they can put themselves out.
  • Pregnant sims can no longer brawl.
  • Baby Sims will no longer become stuck on a Sim’s hand while driving a car.
  • Sims will no longer receive a wish to “Skinny Dip” with Mummies.
  • A meteor can hit a building, which case everyone will run out before the collision. Those who do not exit the building will die. Sims automatically leave if a meteor is approaching, unless it is a school, in which children are not allowed to leave and will always die.

I can’t stop laughing holy shit

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    Why do I now really, really want the raw Sims 3?? WHY DO I WANT TO HAVE IT ON WITHE THE GRIM REAPER? THROW METEORS AT...
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    reasons why i always read the bug fixes
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    The graduation and the school one (and the vomit one… I imagine a sim vomiting like a fountain), I just can’t stop lol. ...
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