DON’T EVER ASK ANYONE IF YOU LOOK OKAY BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS LOOK FUCKING MAJESTIC. EVEN AT 5AM WHEN YOU GET UP TO PEE AND CATCH SIGHT OF YOURSELF IN THE BATHROOM MIRROR AND YOUR HAIR IS EVERYWHERE AND YOU’VE GOT PILLOW CREASES ON YOUR FACE, EVEN WHEN YOU’RE OUT AND YOUR TOP IS DIRTY AND DOESN’T MATCH YOUR PANTS, EVEN WHEN YOUR DRINK IS DOWN YOUR TOP AND YOUR MAKE UP ACROSS YOUR FACE.
100% FUCKING MAJESTIC
love letter for you
- menstrual blood is gross, ew- keep it 13918321 miles away from me YUCK
- Cum? You swallow that shit. I’ll rub that shit all over your face and tits.
urgh why do hot girls wear band tee shirts when they probably don’t even know who the band is? why do girls wear skater skirts when they don’t even go on dancing on ice? why do people wear combat boots when they’re not fighting? why do people wear denim when they’re not from Nîmes, France? i dont understand kids these days clothes have gone too far
the French word for “snowman” is “bonhomme de neige”, which is literally good man of snow how sweet
“bonhomme” (rather than “bon homme”) is actually more like gentleman which actually makes it better
snow gentleman. how dapper
no, thank you though kind underpass.
If Earth Had Rings
First off, they would be really pretty to look at. They would also dominate the sky in both night and day at exactly the same place as they would never rise nor set. And at night you would see the Earth’s shadow swing across the rings, like in the 4th photo here.
However, life would be very different on Earth if this were the case. Nocturnal animals would have a hard time being nocturnal, as the light reflecting from the rings would illuminate the night.
Because we are closer to the Sun than Saturn is, the rings would be more rocky than ice, making them less bright but still pretty bright. In fact, you would see far less stars at night (living anywhere other than the equator or the arctic circle) because of the light pollution and not to mention ruin most meteor showers because of that.
During the day the rings would block sunlight in certain regions of the planet creating wild weather cycles and effecting plant life as well. So basically, they would be definitely pretty to look at but they would also make a whole lot of things screwy.
Illustrations by Ron Miller // io9
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